QUESTION FOR WOMEN (why can't a find a girl who will respect this)..............?

Boy, you're not looking for a girlfriend, you're looking for a mom, and the fact you wear diapers... That's a psychological condition, you want to have the mother you never had! I'd recommend (and I dont mean to be rude) you to seek some counseling, no woman will want to marry someone who behaves like a child, but a real, grown up man

Is it poor etiquette to be a messy eater?

Ugh. I can't help it. When I eat, I get messy. It's gotten to a point where I wear a bib or something because the food gets on my nice clothes. How can I stop? It's hard. I chew with my mouth closed, but it's still hard, any ideas?

Advice on directing a small play?

So I will in a few months time be given the task to direct a shakesperian play for our schools drama festival, with a small cast, likely to be between 5-10 people. It is not made clear to us what the play will be, but I don't want to fail my house group on my first time directing :/ Don't suppose anyone can help give advice on how to prepare for it? We only have a months time when our play is announced to us... I like to keep organised. I'm open to ideas. That are relevant. And not stupid >:(

My six month old has a bad rash...?

On his neck, because he is teething and constantly slobbers. I replace his bibs a LOT, but that doesn't seem to help. I've tried baby powder & baby cream (desitin, a&e ointment) several times, and while it helps somewhat, the rash is still red & looks very irritated. Has this happened to you? Suggestions?

Where did this quote come from?

I'd like an explanation of what on earth the "thrust the paper arrow deep into the lake's islet" part means, please.

Is this a good resume ? How can I make it better?

Looks good. To stregthen you resume, I would add information about volunteer work you have done, and ways you have helped your community. Also, mention high school sports, clubs, or any other activities that you take part in outside of school. Depending of what this is for, you should include GPA and other information that gives them an academic perspective of you. Overall, the layout is organized and well structured.

How can I creatively present my assigned task?

My teacher asked me to research three words and present it to the class. How do you think I should do it? I was thinking of making them choose from a set of papers but I think its dumb, so any ideas? Thanks ahead.